Going To The Theatre - Audra

Each week I put my clothes on the same way
Each week I put my hair up the same way
Each night I laugh and cry the same way
Each night I sleep the same way
The only thing that's different
Is I'm going to the theatre tonight

No fun in sitting alone reading a book
No fun in watching some broads in a show
No fun in sitting doing some work
No fun in watching them fight

I'm going to the theatre on a Saturday night
I'm gonna have some fun tonight
I'm going to the theatre on a Saturday night
And I'm gonna chase some chicks around the aisles
I'm going to the theatre on a Saturday night
And I'm gonna catch me some great disease
I'm going to the theatre on a Saturday night
And I'm gonna become a great disgrace

No fun in sitting alone reading a book
No fun in watching some broads in a show
No fun in sitting doing some work
No fun in watching them fight

Hey who's that up in the booth watching over us
Hey is that Henry's mom coming to get him
Look at him hide look over there its Billy and Sally
Their faces are all wet who knows where they've been
Who knows where they've been

Hey who's that up in the booth watching over us
Hey is that Henry's mom coming to get him
Look at him hide look over there its Billy and Sally
Their faces are all wet who knows where they've been
Who knows where they've been

I hope tonight never ends
I hope tomorrow never comes
I hope tonight never ends
So long as I got my black cape on tonight

I hope tonight never ends
I hope tonight never ends
I hope tonight never ends
I hope tonight never ends