Hoover, The World's Greatest Roadie - Pi Gamma

Its Hoover the world's greatest roadie
Hoover just saved the day
Hoover the world's greatest roadie
Hoover's in charge of our stage

When I am thirsty who gets me my drinks -Hoover!
Who shines the flashlight on me when I sing - Hoover!
Who takes the girls from my room when I'm done - Hoover!
When I need valium who finds me some - Hoover!

Its Hoover the world's greatest roadie
Hoover just saved the day
Hoover the world's greatest roadie
Hoover's in charge of our stage

When I get tied up in cable I look for Hoover - Hoover!
When fans jump up and embrace me I call for Hoover - Hoover!
Black pants and black shirt so nobody sees its Hoover - Hoover!
Master of gaff tape and electricity Its Hoover - Hoover!

Hoover - Hoover!
Hoover - Hoover!
Hoover - Hoover!
Its Hoover - Hoover!
Hoover - Hoover!
Its Hoover - Hoover!
Hoover - Hoover!