The Ballad Of John Bonham's Coke Roadie - TISM (This Is Serious Mum)

Nothing on TV but a thing
Called Scarecrow and Mrs. King
You sit and watch it while your wife
Becomes the plaything of another man's life

But don't bother me, I'm a toady
I'm John Bonham's coke roadie

Your life is typically out of step
But so what I'm into Zep
I don't wash dishes or pay the rent
I just depend on John getting bent

But don't bother me, I'm a toady
I'm John Bonham's coke roadie

Its amazing what goes through your brain
As you franticly sweep the little grains
Think of fatality think of the fools
Marriage destroys you, stick to drum stools

But don't bother me, I'm a toady
I'm John Bonham's coke roadie

We tour some cities, I see life
And someone is next to your wife
The only thing that can't be canned
Is setting up the high-hat stand

But don't bother me, I'm a toady
I'm John Bonham's coke roadie