Roadie From Hell - Uncle Rico

Hi, my name's Scott and I'm the roadie from Hell
I move equipment and I move it very well
Every now and then I make one little mistake
So I get pissed off and I gotta find something to break

I haven't learned too much after all these years
Except its hard to move equipment after 27 beers
So I drop a few guitars and I lose a few cords
Seems I'm never good enough for these rotten Egg Lords!

I'm sick and tired of people telling me what to do
So I get a little angry and I gotta kick in a water heater or two

Roadie from Hell (4x)
Roadie from Hell(4x)

Why won't they let me run lights? (3x)

Do you think you can get me backstage? You're the roadie aren't you? I'll do anything.....
ANYTHING!?!?!?!?