Rudy The Red-Nosed Roadie - Ian St. Ian

You know Ozzy and Axl and Ronnie James Dio
Hendrix and Clapton and that guy from REO
But do you recall
The most famous roadie of all

Rudy the red-nosed roadie
Had a very shiny nose
That's cause he drank scotch whiskey
As he set up big rock shows

All of the other roadies
Used to laugh and say he stunk
But that never bothered Rudy
Cause he was always stinkin' drunk

Then one time on a Sabbath tour
Ozzy came to say
Rudy with your nose so bright
Won't you be my red spot light

Then how the roadies loved him
They thought he was a bloody gas
Rudy the red-nosed roadie
Told them they could all kiss his ass.