ABOUT ME

Born: 06 December 1968 in Syracuse, NY
Graduated with honors from West Genesee Senior High in 1987
Attended Albany State majoring in Linguistics until they kicked me out the second time
My tongue is the most talented part of my body ;-p
Owned three restaurants in Albany until my partner fucked me
Came home to Syracuse, tail between my legs, to rebuild
Worked at The Alpine for five years
Walked away from a grand a week in CASH to preserve what little was left of my sanity
Became a Union Stagehand because I needed a "real" job. lol
I never go to "work". I get paid to have fun

THINGS I LIKE	THINGS I DO NOT LIKE
The Miami Dolphins	The Jets
Macintosh	Windows
Babylon 5	Typical Mindless Network Programming
Open Minds	Closed Minds
Big Tits	Fake Tits
Big Women	Bony Chicks
Rock 'n Roll	Rap

Why I became a Rigger:
I'm too Lazy to Work, Too Nervous to Steal, & Too Jealous to Pimp.

Quote that best defines my view on life: "I enjoy certain things, no one else has to enjoy them, and I see certain things in a certain way, but no one else has to see those things in the same way. And then again, no one has the right to tell me it's immoral or selfish or wrong to do what I do." - Holly Johnson

The Family
	Is eight enough? Gene, Frank, Rich,Amy Sue, Jim, Mary Ellen, Me and Dad.
	Five Brothers. Gene, Frank, Rich, Jim and Me.
	My "Canadian Connection". Uncle Wilf and Aunt Christine.

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I LOVE my Miami Dolphins. And I made my pilgrimage to Joe Robbie Stadium.
Me with "The Don".	Getting a lift from the Finheads
Hot chicks	What's behind the green door?

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More random pics of me
	Just hanging out in the steel....
	"Objects in the rearview mirror..."
	This was a VERY long day!
	High in the steel, wrapped in the American flag. It flew over the "United We Stand" gig in D.C.
	Surfrider Hotel, Waikiki Beach. Blue Hawaiian in hand. That's living!
	Hard at work, Frogfest, 19 June 2004.
	In the background between an unknown girl and Annie Croakley from Big Frog 104 at Frogfest.

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